In a man’s “loo etiquettes” there are rules and then there are the ‘rules.’ Now we do not talk about all of them but here goes a few.
Unlike women, who go to the ladies room to gossip and apply another dab load of make-up, going to the men’s room has 3 purposes—get the number 1 or number 2 out and let loose the loud gas (fart) out. Observing the behavior of other people and following the suit, every man growing up learns quickly the loo etiquettes—no questions—just do what everyone else is doing.
So men, this is a refresher on the rules and for the ladies here in an insight of what happens in the men’s room.
You are not here to make friends. No eye contact — never look at somebody. Give the obligatory nod and move on.
dont look down — look straight ahead or straight forward. Looking down gives off weird vibes about you checking the other guys package out.
No squeezing in between others — this means that if there are 5 urinals, and #1 and number #3 are being used, then you do not go to #2 … way weird vibes. #4 is still marginal … go to #5.
Pee downward — peeing straight into the urinal will cause splash back that looks like you pissed your pants.