Tuesday, September 02, 2008

A refresher to Men’s Loo etiquettes

In a man’s “loo etiquettes” there are rules and then there are the ‘rules.’ Now we do not talk about all of them but here goes a few.

Unlike women, who go to the ladies room to gossip and apply another dab load of make-up, going to the men’s room has 3 purposes—get the number 1 or number 2 out and let loose the loud gas (fart) out. Observing the behavior of other people and following the suit, every man growing up learns quickly the loo etiquettes—no questions—just do what everyone else is doing.

So men, this is a refresher on the rules and for the ladies here in an insight of what happens in the men’s room.

You are not here to make friends. No eye contact — never look at somebody. Give the obligatory nod and move on.

dont look down — look straight ahead or straight forward. Looking down gives off weird vibes about you checking the other guys package out.

No squeezing in between others — this means that if there are 5 urinals, and #1 and number #3 are being used, then you do not go to #2 … way weird vibes. #4 is still marginal … go to #5.

Pee downward — peeing straight into the urinal will cause splash back that looks like you pissed your pants.


  1. Thank u so much for explainin the trajectory pee is supposed to follow. Lol....

  2. I really like the posts. The writing style seems very good. I appreciate, not just because the writer is a female. :)


  3. You are the only person who has gone where no lady has ever gone before!.

    Keep visiting the Mens loo. May be you will find more things to cover / uncover ;-)

    Do you video blog too? !!! That would be interesting

  4. LOL thanks guys. I'm really happy that you liked the post.
    @ Anonymous: Sry i don't video blog. Not much interested in doing that.

  5. LOL.. I wonder where u get these details.. and I cannot imagine you checking out one during peak hours to make such accurate notes of what happens in there. You sure surprised me with the details u have carved here with so much precision. Scary. -Mogan.


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